The man alleges he entered the “first public place” for “witnesses” to his “choking… on a s…rEET PRETZEL” he wheezed out after a 4min-long indecipherable interview.
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Attention seeking man interrupted NA meeting, claims to have been ‘choking on street pretzel’
Could he not have done this, like, anywhere else?