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Person with ADHD Finishes Entire Work Shift Forgetting They Had to Pee

headlines, satire / By catsup contributor / June 22, 2022 / 1 minute of reading

a graphic depiction of a lemon with a sour (grumpily upset) surrounded in the background by colorful rectangles

Jun 22 2022

“This can’t be good in the long term but I just need to finish *this* [eyebrow motions to what they’re doing] and I’ll go [absent-mindendly […]

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A High Vegetarian Reviews Dairy Queen’s Side Salad

plant based, reviews, vegetarian / By catsup contributor / June 9, 2022 / 2 minutes of reading

an image of a small side salad in a plastic dairy queen, eye-shaped container with an italian sauce packet to the left and a plastic fork can be seen to the side. the text overlaying reads: 'catsup magazine reviews' on the top and on the bottom it says, 'dairy queen's side salad'

Jun 9 2022

“It hit the spot not gonna lie.” The salad consisted of what appeared to be chopped iceberg lettuce, diced unknown tomatoes, and shredded sharp cheddar

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We heart it! Man Accepts Salaried Position To Show Up On First Day and Make $11/hr

headlines, jobs, satire / By catsup contributor / June 9, 2022 / 1 minute of reading

a gif of a kermit in despair with a "property of corporate america" clothing tag

Jun 9 2022

🥲 odds are my gif is broken someone tell me how to fix it ? pls and ty

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