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Satire magazine Catsup has an online archive of humorous headlines and off-beat jokes.
Do omelettes age well? What’s omelette’s secret to golden, timeless skin?
How two unrelated omelettes may prove a case for skin aficionados.
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Wake up calls? Okay, good night kiss when.
This Catsup comic pokes fun at the idea… What if your hotel tucked you in at night? Person 1: “Hey, can you come tuck me
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“I’m not paying for that!” is a fun, new card game for friends and family, coworkers, and strangers to play!
At which $ monetary $ amount do you tap out? Card categories include vehicles, monthly rent (or lack of! ouch), school of choice, wedding planning,
Inclusive, overly-apologetic meateater feels need to self-identify only in front of plant-based friend
The relaxed, catered business lunch was interrupted by Alex loudly professing they are so sorry to be eating a ham and cheese next to their
Wow! Woman reaches one year anniversary of self-administering an eye infection with expired makeup that actually does expire
Shoutout to HR for cornering a colleague to text me demanding a doctor’s note while I worked from home. As soon as they saw the
Unabashed woman jackets during summer
“I jacket during the winter, summer, fall… Spring is no different.”
Seems fucked up: Hollandaise sauce recipe uses more eggs than the actual egg breakfast I was thinking about making it for
For more satirical headlines, check out catsup’s comedy blog category here. To submit your own headlines or original contributions, check out catsup magazine’s submissions page.
Attention seeking man interrupted NA meeting, claims to have been ‘choking on street pretzel’
The man alleges he entered the “first public place” for “witnesses” to his “choking… on a s…rEET PRETZEL” he wheezed out after a 4min-long indecipherable
Are you a sticker paralysis kid turned phone avoidant adult?
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