Satirical headlines on Catsup Magazine

City friend disappointed to find tornado siren in the midwest not as sexy as the water ones

headlines, satire / By Catsup Editor / March 3, 2024 / 1 minute of reading

It’s that third Friday of the month feeling~ Submit your own headlines. More satirical writing available here.

headlines, satire / By jessika cesilia / January 20, 2024 / 1 minute of reading

I want my next girlfriend to be a, how do you say, spinach bitch? move over elderberry uncle i am

headlines, satire / By Catsup Editor / November 19, 2023 / 1 minute of reading

If you’d like to see this article written, contact us about supporting Catsup Magazine.

cats, headlines, satire / By Catsup Editor / August 16, 2022 / 1 minute of reading

A victim of orange cat syndrome, has leads as to who may be the culprit but without eye witnesses there’s no way to know.

headlines, satire / By Catsup Editor / August 15, 2022 / 1 minute of reading

It should be a crime ! I wish I were who you think I am if who you think I am is someone who doesn’t

headlines, satire / By catsup contributor / June 22, 2022 / 1 minute of reading

“This can’t be good in the long term but I just need to finish *this* [eyebrow motions to what they’re doing] and I’ll go [absent-mindendly

The job was a temp agency. I had reached out to them weeks prior upon losing my job as I knew they had a Bilingual

headlines, jobs, satire / By catsup contributor / June 9, 2022 / 1 minute of reading

🥲 odds are my gif is broken someone tell me how to fix it ? pls and ty

headlines, satire / By Catsup Editor / June 9, 2022 / 1 minute of reading

sure i regret it when there’s less for my mascara to cling on to but in the moment it feels soooo satisfying